It's time for Seminole Headlines featuring Warchant.com's Jeff Cameron, managing editor Ira Chofel, and senior writer Corey Clark.

Your weekly dose of all things FSU, Pistols & Pie, starts right now. Here's Jeff Cameron.

The seminal headlines! And off we go! Great to be with you begins now, Voice Guys said it. They're my boys. They're in the studio. Corey and Ira are here. Happy holidays. Merry Christmas, everybody. Happy Hanukkah. All the goodness, whatever it is you celebrate. Happy to you, right? How you doing, boys? I celebrate you guys. That's right. That's what I celebrate. I celebrate the listeners of seminal headlines. Been doing it for 12 years now, some of these folks. Yeah, it's been a while. I celebrate Registered sausage. Oh, yeah. Of course we do. Yay, sausage. Put that under the tree. There you go, baby. Hey, why is my present cold?

Yeah. Open it, hurry up.

Yeah, the grill's already going. Open the cold one first. Yeah, that's the one, guys. Let's go. I don't, I'm not 100% sure whether or not you can get your registered sausage still delivered by Christmas. I'm not, I'm not guaranteeing that for bed. That's a tough. He hasn't said.

So if you haven't ordered it yet, maybe it won't get there until after Christmas,

but you should order register sausage. Yeah, give it a try anyway. You can always just print out the confirmation code and wrap that and say, look, this is coming. This is your Christmas present. It's on its way. The five pound sampler is on its way. Boom. Or five pounds of the cheddar jalapino or the Andouis.

Little baby links.

I don't know. Whatever you like. A little breakfast. Whatever tickles your fancy. That's a good way of saying. Yeah. Yeah. I think maybe Ben should next time they redo the labels, maybe have an accent at the end of Andouy. Because that's how we pronounce it. Yeah. It's not the way it's really pronounced.

But that's how registers pronouncees it.

It's officially into it.

If you want to go order some, registermeats.com as the website, or if you live in this fine part of the country, go to your local grocery store, demand it. It's probably there if it's a good grocery store. If it's not, then neither go somewhere else or ask for a piece. Or burn it down.

I mean, we've moved down.

That was the holiday season.

Can we not? That was the approach in 2020, Corey. Yeah. We don't do it anymore. We don't do it anymore. We've made our case. I don't think burning things is violent. It's more of a statement. Burning it down. It's a crime. Well, it's a crime. Sure. I don't know. It's not violent, though. I'm saying you could burn it down.

I will say this. I know that normally it's next hour, but I saw the lovely face and the multi-talented Dr. Birch this morning. There you go. And Clark had to get a brace fix. What a weird. It's weird that you're doing that this hour. I feel bad for Ben for Ben. She's so... Oh, Ben, Ben's got a lot of love just now.

It's all one big happy family. It's one big happy family this time of year. And I also saw Carrie from Horizon. So it's a really busy morning this morning. It was great. But she's very excited. I think she's reaching out to you, Dr. Birch, is with a 20-year celebration.

Nice.

20 years of fixing teeth.

Oh. She's very excited. I think she's reaching out to you, Dr. Birch, is with a 20-year celebration. Nice. 20 years of fixing teeth. Oh, good. Nice. Think of how many smiles? Millions. Made Tallahassee is so much a much better looking place, right? Smile cares who fixes it. Otherwise, we'd be walking around like folks in England. Yeah.

Just all flat jawed.

Just awful.

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