Hour number two, Subital Headlines, soon to be headliner questions headed your way.

I'm Jeff.

That's Ira and Corey.

We always begin the hour with our gratitude and thanks towards Birch. Dr. Birch, Bertch, Bertodontics. We used to call her Birch. I slipped there on there. Hey, what's up, Birch? Birch. What's happening, Birch? No, we don't do that. We don't do that at all.

And we don't recommend that if you go in there.

No, we show respect.

Let me ask you this.

Do you think, how many people you think give orthodontic care? No, we don't do that. We don't do that at all. And we don't recommend that if you go in there. No, we show respect.

Let me ask you this.

Do you think, how many people you think give orthodic care is a Christmas present or is a holiday present? Probably not many. I mean, but I think that would be a great. It would be a great gift. I mean, golly. Yeah, it's a really nice gift. If you just wake up on Christmas morning, you just have an envelope there.

How would you address it?

Somebody's in your mouth fixing your teeth when you wake up. Wake up with it.

Would you address it?

Somebody's in your mouth fixing your teeth when you wake up. Wake up with it.

Would you address it?

Like, let's just say your friend's name is Keith.

And you go, hey, Keith, I've noticed your son Michael has some jacked up teeth.

So here you go.

Merry Christmas.

In fact, we all did.

We've all contributed.

That's right. Yeah. The whole baseball team, the kids at school. We decided we can't look at this anymore. It's a distraction in the dugout. Yeah. We know his cheap dad isn't going to do it. So here we are. Now, Dr. Birch and her staff do unbelievable work. It would be a great gift. I don't know if anybody's ever going to do it or has done it. But I do think it would be a... She should do gift cards. Well received gift. Oh, yeah.

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