It's time for Semino Headlines featuring Warchant.com's Jeff Cameron, managing editor Ira Schofel, and senior writer Corey Clark.

Your weekly dose of all things, FSU, Pistols, and Pie, starts right now.

Here's Jeff Cameron.

The Seminole Headlines begins, as the man said right now.

I'm Jeff.

Ira is in studio. Corey is up in Atlanta, but he's here with us. Good afternoon, gentlemen. How's everybody doing? Corey can't be bothered. Got the good echo going. Yeah, we got an echo going. I don't know why that is. We'll figure that out. How do I sound? How do I sound, Jeff? Do I sound all right? You sound perfect. You sound good.

Nice. Well, how about I just talking? Ira just six down there. I think we got Ira fixed. Are we fixed? You fixed? You fixed over there? Yeah. So Corey can't be bothered to be down here with us. You know, they lose three games and my man just, he's just, you know what? I'm just going to ride from Atlanta for the rest of this. I cover winners is what he says.

Well, I told Brady at the beginning of the season, like, look, as long as this football teams win and they take priority over you. Right. It's all good fathers. Really number three after Stephanie, honestly. And then all of a sudden, Florida State starts losing. Brady climbs up the rankings again. And I had to be up here and deal with my son. It's an important lesson and also a good move on your part. Honesty is very important to teach your children. And so I like that you sat him down and let him know where he stood. You were frank about it. It might have heard his feelings briefly, but at least he knows his dad's honest. Right. Exactly right. And he won't be sitting with a psychoanalyst in a couple years wondering wondering what all the things his dad did to him. He doesn't care. I'm raising a great kid.

You don't want to saddle him with false expectations. Like you don't want him thinking his place is different than what it is.

Or that his dad's responsible to the degree that he would hope. You can't have that. You know, you can't have those kinds of things.

By the way, we can't get started much longer here without saying our thanks to Register Sausage.

Yay! Sausage! Somebody, I just thought I was talking to a couple people on the way over here,

and they asked about how the sausage is going to be going for a noon kickoff.

That's perfect. That's the thing about registers, though, is you for a noon kickoff. But that's perfect.

That's the thing about registers, though, is you can have it for breakfast.

You can have the brunch tailgate.

It's encouraged.

It's versatile.

It's like a Swiss Army knife of sausages.

It's early morning sausage.

Remember Sean Merriman, the defensive player for the Chargers?

It's the Sean Merriman of sausage. I think that might be the no... Morning, afternoon, night. It can be used any time. It might be the new motto. The Sean Merriman of sausage, who was twice suspended for steroids. But, you know, frankly, if one of my favorite players on my favorite team were suspended while playing NFL football for using steroids, I'd call him dedicated. Wasn't he on the Virginia team from the Warwick Dunn game? No, not that far back. No, that's a little too before. Yeah, it's a little too before his time. You're thinking of Maryweather maybe or maybe. Yeah, that's what it is. Another M. Hey, we're done with all the nonsense.

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