Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, we proudly bring to you.

Mormonism.

Live!

Shut up and sit down.

Music Shut up and sit down. Were you whistling at me, Mr. Real?

I was whistling to mimic the lady who was whistling at you in the pre-recorded intro there.

Oh, wow. That's great. Bill, I'm so glad that you could be here tonight. I understand you've

had a whirlwind weekend. Yeah, a whirlwind weekend, say that three times fast. Sunday afternoon to

visit John DeLinn in Salt Lake City. We did nine hours of Mormon story style interviews. I actually, I can't wait

until this comes out. I'm super excited. And then last night, there was a dinner that was recognizing,

I guess, an honorary dinner in my honor, which was not humbling and humbling at the same time.

Yeah. It was a long time coming. Too long, I say. Too long. Somebody's got to have one of these big things for John himself. He's the one that does it for all of us. We got to have one for Mr. DeLynn. Hmm. Okay. Well, we'll start working on that. Maven, take a memo uh how's life treating you great better than

i deserve by the way maven may not be able to join us uh she's here she's in the uh the background

doing all the things that make the show run but she's in a situation where she doesn't have enough

what's a technical term for it is it like um what is it help me out where she doesn't have enough. What's a technical term for it?

Is it like, what is it? Help me out, Bill. She doesn't have enough bandwidth. That's it. Bandwidth. Not enough upload speed. Yeah. Right. The upload speed. That's the problem. Oh, we need to make an announcement besides the fact that you just got honored finally and very deservedly. And Amanda, your wife too, for that matter.

Yeah, absolutely.

She's making a lot of sacrifice over the years to let me do this. Yeah.

It was always better that she was the one handling the kids anyway.

Probably.

Yeah. Oh, I saw that slight wink.

Okay.

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