Summary
Reilly and Geoff read reviews about flavored seltzers and discuss depressing frat parties, a condemned Panera, career growth at Rite Aid, and reveal an exclusive glimpse into the actual innerworkings of big seltzer.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. |
| 0:04.0 | I'm saying she's a gort fucker. |
| 0:15.0 | She ain't messing with the seer sucker. |
| 0:19.0 | I'm saying she's a gort fucker. |
| 0:22.0 | She ain't messing with his ear sucker |
| 0:24.0 | she give me money |
| 0:26.0 | get down for myve and mow |
| 0:29.0 | she's trifling friend or nah. |
| 0:35.0 | Yeah, she's a girl sucker. |
| 0:38.0 | All the movie time, |
| 0:40.0 | they're on me. |
| 0:49.2 | That's a reference to the episode of the Hedgun Podcast that came out today where we did a segment Gord-fucker or Searsucker which means that and this came in from Trevor, that means that Trevor woke |
| 0:55.1 | up this morning at a time that he had enough time to make this song and send it in before we record today on a Friday at 11 a.m. |
| 1:05.0 | Pacific. So... I couldn't really hear the lyrics very clearly in this and I think because I didn't have that point of reference. |
| 1:13.3 | So in my mind I heard goat fucker |
| 1:17.2 | which made me think that this theme song was a parody of the play The Goat or who is Sylvia by Edward Albee. |
| 1:27.6 | And I thought that is an extremely deep cut for some for my one of my favorite plays is it it absolutely is |
| 1:37.8 | But I've never we'd never talked about that on this show and so I can only think people taking like you know oh Riley wants |
| 1:47.0 | musical theater things I'm gonna give her a play not only am I gonna give her a |
| 1:50.5 | play I'm gonna give her the goat by Edward Alibi. But it wasn't that. Hi Jeffy! |
| 1:57.7 | It was fucking a musk melon. Hi. |
| 2:00.3 | Yeah. Jeffrey guess what? I'm in my jammies. I'm in my jammies. Yeah, I'm in my gym jams. Nice. I'm cozy. |
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