Hey guys, welcome back. There's a lot to get into, lots to talk about, and none of it involves Joe Jonas or Sophie Turner and

their divorce, because no one actually cares about that. It's getting so much coverage and it's

fake. Like, I am convinced that no one really cares about that and that people are just bored

and they're stuck in these like endless content loops and they'll devour anything. It's like,

you know, you're on TikTok and you keep scrolling and you're like, what's the next video? What's the next video? I do it on Instagram because I don't use TikTok that much and I'll keep like refreshing the feed for like no reason and going to the explore page, which is filled with stuff like I don't even like anyway. And it's like you get in that mode. And I feel like it's the same with celebrity gossip.

Like people are sitting around like bored just wanting like any kind of content. They see some breaking celebrity news and they're like, oh, so-and-so is getting divorced. I'm going to jump into

that. But they don't even like stop to think like, wait, is this actually an interesting story?

Do I actually care? They're just,

like, give it to me. And you go, like, head fucking first into some random-ass divorce. It's not

even that interesting or spicy or anything. So, no one cares. Stop reading about Joe Jonas and

Sophie Turner. Like, it's nothing. As for, um, Myla and Ashton Coutcher, I kind of have thoughts on that. I mean,

that's everywhere and like, I don't know. I don't care, but then my friend messaged me and he went,

um, Danny Masterson's innocent. And I was like, really? I'm like, well, I just assumed he was

guilty. And then I was kind of like, hmm, the sentence is like pretty long, you know, for like a crime from so long ago. I mean, I feel like they give like pedophiles. I feel like we'll get less of a sentence than that. So I'm like, that is a very long sentence. I'm like, maybe I should look into this. And then I was like,

no, I don't care enough. Like, I don't care enough to like do the whole legal deep dive of it and start like looking into everything and like cross-checking things and stuff. And I was like, it's just not worth it. Because any for like I come out and have an opinion on that? By the way, I'm opinionless on it right now.

Either way, like I have way, I'm opinionless on it right now.

Either way, like, I have no, I have no thoughts, nothing. But I'm like, if I look into this and then I have the wrong opinion on it, then it's like, oh, then I'm a rape apologist. Like, what if I don't, like, do enough research? And I'm like, he's innocent. And then it's like, he's really not innocent.

He's like a rapist.

So then I'm a rape apologist.

I'm like, it's not worth it.

So. research and I'm like, he's innocent. And then it's like, he's really not innocent. He's like a

rapist. So then I'm a rape apologist. I'm like, it's not worth it. So I don't care about them.

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