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Welcome to Rachel uncensored, one of the few places on the internet that you can find an uncensored version of me.

Hello, I'm Rachel, and welcome to another solo episode.

It is March 5th, I think. I decided to look up the holidays real quick, just so we can make sure we're not missing anything. We're celebrating all the things that need to come up, and thank

God I did, because guys, did you know it's National Cheese Doodle Day?

Crunchy cheesy bites that make your taste buds dance with joy, the ultimate snack time

sidekick for any occasion.

Once again, I'm pledged with the question of how the fuck do things become national holidays? I really do think that we could make

one up. That would be way more important than that. And also, just how do you do it? Do you have to

just declare it publicly? Or is it a form you have to fill out? Because I would love to make up days.

I kind of want to look into this. Should we make up our own day? I'm intrigued. I'm intrigued.

It's also National Absintheid. The Emerald Liquid beckons, promising a mystical experience.

As the spoon drips ice-cold water over the sugar cube,

the aroma intoxicates, the green fairy whisper secrets.

But, blank, blank, blake, I'd have to click on it to read more.

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