This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along. Apparently today is the day we all frazzle. Frizzle.

Anyway, whatever it is, it's going to be blooming up.

31 degrees, they've said. So for Friday the 3rd of August, just mark it down in your calendar as I don't want to go out in this weather at all.

I'm always glad when it cools down a little bit more.

We start the programme this morning, the free podcast, with Katie Price.

Facing Fines now because her beau, that's the current little sex kitten, Chris Boyson, is driving her pink range rover with no tax. And also,

has you got insurance for driving the range rover? Who knows? Anyway, she's put Kieran Hayler's

Audi up for, say, £100,000? Audi, since when were they a £100,000? Or perhaps it's just

£1,000. Probably sounds more

like it because he doesn't work. But anyway, she's currently facing a six-month driving band due to speeding.

Could be faced with a fine as the tax ran out July the 1st. Oh dear, getting worse and worse and worse.

She's obviously just either a complete and utter idiot or she has a total disregard for the law.

I'm assuming it's

possibly both. But anyway, she was seen in the passenger seat of her range rover while she and her

bow headed out up north. Presumably it's, I mean, I don't know how she's going to sell Kieran's

Audi convertible for £100,000. You can pick him up for about 15. Well, she's got no concept of money. That's the trouble, isn't it really?

And then she poses with her horse in the luscious garden of her West Sussex home.

The grass needs cutting. It must do, because the horse is eating the grass. It looks like a complete and utter dump this house.

It really is. So she's got to sell off the farmyard animals.

And anyway, so it's a posed picture.

She's pretending she's asleep in the garden with a horse standing behind her.

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