Sell Out Before You Land (with Chris Distefano)

The Kevin Clancy Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2021

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Chris Distefano (26:15) drops by to talk about if women are lying about liking dad bods, where he ranks on the Kinsey Scale, deleting summer, comedians discovering the internet, and changing his kids diapers on a plane. But first, KFC enrages the try-hard parents of the world, NYC is being overrun with public sex bandits, and why the "skip ad" button is not so bad anymore

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0:00.0	Hey, barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify
0:04.3	or YouTube.
0:05.3	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.7	What's up, you muts?
0:09.7	It's another episode of the Kevin Clancy Show, Spite Tour, Phase 2, Episode 16.
0:13.8	Actually, we might be onto Phase 3.
0:15.6	I think this will be the last episode of Phase 2.
0:18.0	This is the last batch of interviews.
0:20.0	We got a whole new batch coming up.
0:22.6	So Phase 2, Rousing Success, and on to Phase 3.
0:28.7	I'm officially, I think I'm going to have to turn into a glasses guy.
0:32.4	I pop these on.
0:33.4	You can get a lot of compliments.
0:36.2	Problem is, I've always said, anybody who wears eye glasses who doesn't need to wear them
0:41.6	is a colossal asshole.
0:44.6	But if I'm getting compliments, then kind of like fuck it, right?
0:50.1	So I don't know.
0:52.2	You tell me.
0:53.2	Can you be a, if you know putting on this accessory makes people go, oh, that looks pretty good.
0:58.3	And why not fucking do it?
0:59.3	But the answer is because you look like you're kind of being a vain asshole trying to wear
1:04.1	these glasses that you don't actually need.
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