Self-Sabotaging your Relationships (w/ Caleb Hearon)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2022
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Caleb Hearon (Human Resources) joins Nicole to discuss self-sabotaging relationships, dating while still in the closet, and an awful date he went on at a Chipotle. Meanwhile, Nicole plans to fly to Houston for some dick.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh baby, welcome to the Why won't you date me? |
| 0:26.0 | My podcast or me Nicole Vier tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:31.0 | Even though you can give me a mug, I pour coffee in it. |
| 0:35.0 | It disintegrates because it was made out of hardened gum. |
| 0:39.0 | My guest today is a hilarious comedian who has written for Netflix's |
| 0:46.0 | hero-men resources and appeared in Jurassic World domination. |
| 0:53.0 | My producer has been so excited for him to be on the podcast. |
| 0:58.0 | She has gone on and on about how I am not her favorite comedian. |
| 1:04.0 | Nor am I her favorite podcaster. |
| 1:07.0 | And she doesn't even like me that much. |
| 1:11.0 | The person she likes is on the podcast today. |
| 1:17.0 | I have a right here on Zoom Flash Caleb here on. |
| 1:24.0 | Hi Nicole. |
| 1:26.0 | Hi hi hi. |
| 1:27.0 | Imagine my producer hated me so much that she wrote that into the entry. |
| 1:32.0 | I was just very, very sad. |
| 1:34.0 | Also I think a Jurassic World Dominion is that true? |
| 1:37.0 | Oh no, what did I say? |
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