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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Self-Sabotaging your Relationships (w/ Caleb Hearon)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Caleb Hearon (Human Resources) joins Nicole to discuss self-sabotaging relationships, dating while still in the closet, and an awful date he went on at a Chipotle. Meanwhile, Nicole plans to fly to Houston for some dick. We're nominated for a People's Choice Award! Cast your vote for Why Won't You Date Me everyday until Nov 7th. Vote at votepca.com/pop-culture/the-pop-podcast-of-2022.

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0:00.0

Why won't you date me?

0:10.0

Why won't you date me?

0:12.0

Why won't you date me?

0:14.0

Please tell me why.

0:18.0

Oh baby, welcome to the Why won't you date me?

0:26.0

My podcast or me Nicole Vier tries to figure out how I'm still single.

0:31.0

Even though you can give me a mug, I pour coffee in it.

0:35.0

It disintegrates because it was made out of hardened gum.

0:39.0

My guest today is a hilarious comedian who has written for Netflix's

0:46.0

hero-men resources and appeared in Jurassic World domination.

0:53.0

My producer has been so excited for him to be on the podcast.

0:58.0

She has gone on and on about how I am not her favorite comedian.

1:04.0

Nor am I her favorite podcaster.

1:07.0

And she doesn't even like me that much.

1:11.0

The person she likes is on the podcast today.

1:17.0

I have a right here on Zoom Flash Caleb here on.

1:24.0

Hi Nicole.

1:26.0

Hi hi hi.

1:27.0

Imagine my producer hated me so much that she wrote that into the entry.

1:32.0

I was just very, very sad.

1:34.0

Also I think a Jurassic World Dominion is that true?

1:37.0

Oh no, what did I say?

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