Hello, how are we all? It's strange isn't it, the world right now, and I sense it's about to get stranger still.

Are you sure you ready to stay at home with the Williamses?

Hi everybody.

Hi everybody.

I am Robbie Williams.

I am Iderfield Williams.

And you join us from the hills of Bevelishire 902-1-0.

Last time we spoke on the podcast, we were in Wiltshire, deepest, darkest, thickest parts of the Wilshire forest.

Yeah, and now we're in Beverlyshire 902-10 here with an updated podcast.

Today we're going to be talking about self-quarantine.

By the way, when we did our last podcast in the hills of Shire of Wills,

and we were talking about Christmas and our Christmas traditions and it was cold outside.

Ah yes, and Santa was our intrepid guide. But he's on holiday now, so it's me, Sarah Milliken, who was bravely taken up the challenge of

heckling or narrating the weird and he is hoping wonderful things that are

happening between the four walls of the Williams's home, well one of their homes, a fancy one in

LA. Before we go any further, if you were listening to this when you're meant

to be homework and a homeschooling, great, but there's likely to be home working or homeschooling great but there's likely to be

some swearing and when I say likely I mean definitely so consider yourself

warned if there are kids around or you have to add something else to the

curriculum. Did we ever think that the next topic of our podcast would be

self-quarantine? Who had that on the radar? Can I just shock you? Oh boy. God. Yes. I saw the few. You saw this. Well then you should have invested in Netflix and Amazon then. Well, I didn't. Here we are in self-quarantine.

Should we tell the people what we've been going through

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