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The Perez Hilton Podcast with Chris Booker

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The Perez Hilton Podcast with Chris Booker

iHeartPodcasts

News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.52.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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One Direction could possibly reunite, but does it count if all of the members aren't involved? Kylie does a nice thing for the world. Rosie called out a couple of cheap millionaires. There's one pop star whose parenting is suspect in and out of quarantine. Thanks to our sponsors: Geico= GEICO makes it EASY to bundle your homeowners or renters insurance, along with your auto policy. Visit Geico.com Causebox= My listeners an exclusive discount- go to www.causebox.com/perez and use the code (perez) to get your first box for 30% off.

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0:00.0

Thank you for listening to this podcast one production. No available on Spotify Apple Podcasts Podcast1.com and anywhere else you get your podcasts

0:07.8

Hey guys, welcome to the PHP a booker that is Perez another show. Let's go. How you doing? I am

0:31.4

good. I've just lost all concept of space and time and I'm trying not to overthink things. I'm just being I'm being very Zen my attitude continues. I'm especially not trying like my kids at my kids have not left the house in forever.

0:59.6

They got into backyard. That's good. But I don't know anyways. I'm depressed. Not depressed. I'm trying to fight to press. I'm not depressed. Hey, do the kids want to be somewhere different? Are they pissed that they're not going to the movies or a park? Do they say that? Or are they kind of just like this is it is what it is? They have not brought that up thankfully at all. Yeah, they honestly are so happy just watching so much TV and then getting into trouble like doing things like oh my god.

1:29.6

This morning every day there's a fucking story every day. There's a story. Well, let me pull up a tear. I love these stories.

1:37.0

God, like my kids are loving not just drawing all of my furniture, which I've already spoken about both of my daughters, the four-year-old and the two-year-old that done that. But they love love love rearranging my furniture and rearranging all of the pillows and blah, blah, blah. I'm fine with that. Let them build their forts and all of that.

1:59.5

But I had seen just before recording the podcast when I was getting everything lined up and prepared. My kids have this like a little tiny indoor slide, like a toddler slide.

2:13.5

Not a real slide, just like a little toddler slide. And I have this couch that has a footrest that's detached from it. So they got the little slide and they put it on the sofa and they attached it to the footrest.

2:34.5

And they were using that, which is fine for the older ones. But I nearly had a heart attack when I saw that because I'm like your two-year-old sister is gonna fall off of this and hit her head and hurt herself.

2:48.5

I was like, you should know better than this Mario because of course it was my seven-year-old that set it up. So whatever. You know what?

2:58.5

Oh, I'll just say, all right, we'll know what, you know what? I'm about to go there. I had a very interesting discourse with some members of my family. I won't say who.

3:20.5

Okay, I already know. But they shall remain nameless because you know, we were just talking about how long this could all possibly go. And I was like, I was like, okay, you know, whatever. Like it's fine. I'm happy to do my part. I'm doing it. And I just don't know if we could or if we should go past June.

3:46.5

You know, by then it's like three months that we've done this almost three full months. I think that's the amount of time China took or less. And they're like, that's so insensitive for you to say, you know, we should, it shouldn't be about any like arbitrary date. It should be about when it's safe to open things back up again. And I'm like, I clearly don't want anybody to die. Like I don't want people to die. But there has to be a point where it's like, when are we gonna get back to open things back up?

4:14.5

We're gonna get back to opening the businesses and trying to employ people again and all of that. You know, like I would say June is sounds like a good time to me. That's another six weeks from now.

4:30.5

You know, if everybody did their damn part and stayed home, that seems very reasonable and doable.

4:36.5

Well, this could have been done in two weeks if everybody stayed home, but people aren't gonna stay home. I know. If everybody was behaving and doing the right thing and stayed in and did the proper precautions, this could have been over by now.

4:50.5

So you're saying at what point do we say, hey, look, we've followed the rules long enough and we can't help but that everybody else isn't. So do we have to keep it going at this pace forever or some undetermined time? I'm no doctor. I don't know. I can't answer that.

5:05.5

I just don't want my parents to die. Well, me neither. I'm gonna sit my ass in this house until they tell me not to. And I guess I just leave it up to someone smarter than me to decide that.

5:15.5

Me neither. And I definitely am not calling for reopening things anytime soon. Unlike the governor of Texas, Texas wants to reopen things already.

5:28.5

I'm not right now, but I was reading that he's getting ready to like make an announcement on when they're gonna reopen things in the near future. March, all of March, basically, April and May, three months. I'm concerned for the people without jobs. I'm concerned for, I'm concerned for the mental health of a lot of people.

5:50.5

I'm concerned for those that are the victims of violence, the partners, the children, the people that are self harming or self-medicating with drugs or alcohol or whatever.

6:00.5

I read this statistic, alcohol sales, check this the fuck out. Alcohol sales are up from last year at this time by 75% increase in alcohol sales.

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