"Self-Made" Feat. David Samson

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

IT'S PREMIERE WEEK! Watch Roy Wood Jr: Imperfect Messenger on Fri., Oct. 29, 2021, 10:30 PM EST on Comedy Central, and soon on 'Paramount Plus.'

From bootstrappers to silver spooners, the team talks to guests that created lanes for themselves. David Samson (Host of 'Nothing Personal' podcast) went from international paperboy to MLB exec, his global success in WORST & FIRST. NOW HIRING: A Black member of the Directors Guild of America breaks down how the DGA wants to train you to become an assistant director for feature films, TV, and commercials. Back in the office and ready to break the ice? @Rod4Short shares that the robot dogs are now armed!!! Speaking of dogs, SCAM OF THE WEEK: Roy's Uncle Derix breaks down his days as a dog catcher in rural Mississippi and the scams he used to run involving whiskey, cocaine, and a 'Church's Chicken bone.'

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday.
0:07.5	We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls?
0:14.3	We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go,
0:21.9	but how many of them come out on Thursday?
0:25.1	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart,
0:26.7	wherever you get your podcast.
0:30.7	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:34.2	Now hiring.
0:36.6	A New Zealand city has laid off their official wizard after his offensive remarks about women and the local government's new tourism strategy.
0:49.2	What did he say?
0:52.2	Ian Brackenberry Channel, also known as the Wizard of New Zealand, has been on the city's
1:00.1	payroll since 1998, receiving an annual salary of about $11,000 American to provide
1:06.7	Jacqueline, quote, acts of wizardry and other wizard-like services.
1:14.2	Basically, he's the mascot of the city of Christchurch, New England.
1:18.9	But he's a wizard.
1:20.8	But he ain't a, not for $11,000.
1:22.4	He ain't a wizard.
1:23.1	If he was a real wizard, he'd create a spell to get a better salary.
1:27.6	Gandalf wrote.
1:28.2	But why would he mess up this salary?
1:31.2	Right.
1:32.2	The controversial comments he made back in April, quote,
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