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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Self-Imposed Beta Male with Matt Braunger

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Matt Braunger joins Jordan and Jesse this week to talk dad skills, actor spirituality and the A24 cinematic universe. Check out Matt's new special "Doug" on YouTube today! And don't forget to pre-order the "Pop's Chocklit Shoppe of Horrors" that Jordan wrote on using code JAN231229 at your local comic shop!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:05.2

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:10.7

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart.

0:14.0

Jordan Morris, boy, detective. Well, Jordan, I got some good news today.

0:18.4

I love good news. I know, right? Well, this is my my resolution for 2023 is.

0:24.8

No more bad news on television and in the newspaper, okay?

0:28.8

Yeah. I'm checking out good news only, okay? Send me stories about squirrels that made

0:36.0

friends with cats. Sure. Yeah. You want to hear local interest stuff. You want to hear about

0:42.6

a ballerina from a non-traditional background. Oh, God. I would love that. Like a mermaid or something.

0:50.8

Yeah. A mermaid who split her fin down the middle. So she could dance ballet.

0:56.3

I mean, she can dance on point naturally. Jesse, are we writing an A24 movie?

1:01.8

I'm pretty sure. Is that what we're doing? I think we just got rich, Jordan.

1:06.9

We just got four million dollars budget for a movie that's going to make 55 million.

1:12.8

Yeah. Okay. Ari Astor, who?

1:17.0

I've been I signed up for physical therapy. Yeah, but you're the good news.

1:19.5

It's you're the good news. I signed up for physical therapy.

1:22.0

Yeah. You know, you get a little older, you get those creeks and aches and pains. I thought,

1:26.9

I'm going to do something about this. There's a physical therapy place right near my house.

1:32.2

So they take my insurance. So I went over there, signed up for physical therapy. And the first

1:37.2

thing that they do, when I say them, referring to Dr. Daniel, the first thing Dr. Daniel does is like

1:44.7

a full evaluation. Yeah. So that's like range of motion. Just real quick. Are you thinking that

1:52.1

maybe you would call him either Dr. D or double D? Yeah. So I don't know. Topic is tits. I guess.

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