Self Helpless with Lisa Lampanelli

Mega

Greg Hess

Improv, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Condoleesa Campanelli (Lisa Lampanelli, Losers with a Dream podcast) is a successful self published self help author who can't help herself. Lisa Lampanelli: @lisalampanelli www.LisaLampanelli.com Listen to Lisa Lampanelli’s podcast, Losers with a Dream, https://anchor.fm/losers-with-a-dream -- SHOW INFORMATION Mega HQ Get ad free + bonus content with MEGA PREMIUM Support Us on Patreon Instagram: @MegaThePodcast Twitter: @MegaThePodcast Follow Holly and Greg Holly Laurent: Twitter | Instagram Greg Hess: Twitter | Instagram Music by Julie B. Nichols Edited by Makenzie Mizell Produced by Katie Johnston-Smith Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you two still awake, dad we're too excited!
0:05.0	You'll be tired at Mockery Manor tomorrow and it's bigger than ever so you really do need to sleep.
0:10.0	Daddy tell us about the new expansion!
0:13.0	Okay, okay.
0:15.0	Yay!
0:16.0	Once upon a time there was a wonderful place, Mockery Manor.
0:20.0	Everyone loved it but sometimes it felt lonely.
0:23.0	The manor longed for a companion so they built a whole new park right next door and called it,
0:29.0	a cold-it Claytonville.
0:31.0	And it was the...
0:33.0	Rootness, tootness, place here for Dead Sea!
0:36.0	Yay!
0:37.0	Aww!
0:38.0	Pop on board the brand new Mockery Railroad all the way to Claytonville.
0:43.0	Toot toot!
0:45.0	In Claytonville there are four cowboy lands to explore.
0:49.0	Classua Goat in Farm in Valley.
0:53.0	Kiss your girl best friend in Love Long Town.
0:57.0	Don't be tearing!
0:59.0	And in cowboy Christmas town, hop on down to the blue grass grotto to meet Cowbar Santa.
1:04.0	Ho, ho, ho, hold on!
1:06.0	And are you worried enough to ride the wildest ride in Claytonville?
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