Self-Amputation and Lonely Ned

Opie Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film, Music, Society & Culture

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Buckle up for an unhinged ride on the Opie Radio podcast! This episode dives into jaw-dropping stories, from a UK surgeon's shocking self-amputation scam to a doctor's scandalous mid-surgery escapade. Opie riffs on everything from Travis Kelce's social media drama to a mysterious comet potentially crashing into Mars. With raw humor, personal anecdotes, and a touch of chaos—plus Opie's take on Trump, the Emmys, and a lonely left-handed snail named Ned—this is the podcast that'll leave you laughing, shocked, and ready for more. Subscribe now for your dose of unfiltered madness!

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