Mom and me versus you and dad.

We're gonna have joint custody. I've got an elegant new house across the park.

Across the park? Is that even Brooklyn?

It's an elegant block, the fillet of the neighborhood.

I mean, it's gross when he turns into the bug, but I love how matter-of-fact everything is. Yeah, it's very Kafka-esque. Yeah. Because it's written by Franz Kafka. Right? I mean, clearly, I would have to be. This is nothing like our house. You mean your mother's house? This is nothing like your mother's house. That's what I just said. No, you said our house, That's your mother's house. This is your house too. No, this is your house. Fuck that cock's shit! Frank, you gotta relax, my brother. Ivan is fine, but he's not a serious guy. He's a Philistine. What's a Philistine? It's a guy who doesn't care about books or interesting films and things.

Then I'm forcing.

Hello, Sarah Marshall. Hello, Alex Steed.

So quickly, we have a Patreon these days.

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We're happy you're listening to us.

And if you get bored and turn off this show in five minutes, we still love you.

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Can't make us stop loving you.

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I'm going to grab your foot from underneath your bed and validate your struggles.

So today we are, we were going to talk about the movie The Squid and the Whale.

What was your experience with this movie?

This was a movie that we watched for this show and that I hadn't seen since I was a teenager.

I remember watching it pretty early on in my freshman year of college, and I went to

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