Seincast 175 - The Maid
Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast
Seincast
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2018
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
"Well, there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum."
Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Maid", the nineteenth episode of season nine, as well as...childhood nicknames, the nexus of the universe, and power-washing porn.
Links from our discussion:
- BK Cyclones - Kenny Bania Package
- Angela Featherstone (Cindy)
- "I will find you!"
- From "The Last of the Mohicans", 1992
- Power-Washing Porn
- Electric Light Orchestra - "Telephone Line", 1976
- Season 9 bloopers
- Weekly listener artwork
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Vinnie's Top 24
- The Opposite
- The Contest
- The Outing
- The Junior Mint
- The Implant
- The Opera
- The Bizarro Jerry
- The Cheever Letters
- The Marine Biologist
- The Hamptons
- The Bubble Boy
- The Dealership
- The Label Maker
- The Hot Tub
- The Couch
- The Movie
- The Airport
- The Lip Reader
- The Jimmy
- The Fusilli Jerry
- The Rye
- The Merv Griffin Show
- The Yada Yada
- The Doll
Matt's Top 24
- The Boyfriend
- The Pilot
- The Hamptons
- The Bizarro Jerry
- The Cheever Letters
- The Outing
- The Library
- The Pen
- The Contest
- The Merv Griffin Show
- The Label Maker
- The Marine Biologist
- The Chicken Roaster
- The Implant
- The Doorman
- The Muffin Tops
- The Dealership
- The Hot Tub
- The Little Jerry
- The Fusilli Jerry
- The Yada Yada
- The Sponge
- The Alternate Side
- The Doll
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hey, listen, Jerry, uh, laundry is piling up there. You might want to tell your girlfriend. |
| 0:05.0 | Mm, yeah. |
| 0:07.0 | Your girlfriend is doing your laundry? |
| 0:13.0 | He's sleeping with his maid! So, Hello and welcome to Sinecaste a retrospective on all 180 episodes of Seinfeld being hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives. My name is Vinny. |
| 0:47.0 | My name's Matt. How you doing? |
| 0:49.0 | Okay. Oh, I see what you're doing. You're doing a take on the episode we're discussing this week. |
| 0:55.0 | That's right. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, sorry. |
| 0:58.0 | Listeners of our show, week by week, |
| 1:02.0 | know that this episode is coming out a little late and |
| 1:04.8 | Vinny you and I tried recording last week at like 11 o'clock or something really |
| 1:09.8 | late at night when our partners were asleep and we had a whisper and that was our shick. |
| 1:15.6 | It was great. |
| 1:16.6 | We're like... |
| 1:17.6 | Yeah it was working out real nice but we were having some technical issues which wanted me to |
| 1:22.3 | throw my microphone through the wall. |
| 1:25.1 | Thanks for everyone's patience who are listening week by week. |
| 1:28.2 | It's been nice actually, you know, every time we have to postpone an episode or there's |
| 1:32.2 | a delay. |
| 1:32.8 | I put something on Twitter and Facebook to let people know. |
| 1:35.7 | And everyone, for the most part, is very understanding |
| 1:39.3 | and almost encouraging to stretch this thing out |
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