Seincast 171 - The Wizard
Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast
Seincast
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2018
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
"Remember, ma'am, a vote for me is a vote for Kramer."
Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Wizard", the fifteenth episode of season nine, as well as...Larry's golf game, Michael Keaton impressions, and another solarium?
Links from our discussion:
- All Mixed Up: What Do We Call People of Multiple Backgrounds?
- Michael Jackson - "Black or White"
- "Come on! Let's get nuts!" - Batman, 1989
- Sammy Bliss (Darryl Nelson)
- Season 9 bloopers
- Weekly listener artwork
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Vinnie's Top 24
- The Opposite
- The Contest
- The Outing
- The Junior Mint
- The Implant
- The Opera
- The Bizarro Jerry
- The Cheever Letters
- The Marine Biologist
- The Hamptons
- The Bubble Boy
- The Dealership
- The Label Maker
- The Hot Tub
- The Couch
- The Movie
- The Airport
- The Lip Reader
- The Jimmy
- The Fusilli Jerry
- The Rye
- The Merv Griffin Show
- The Yada Yada
- The Doll
Matt's Top 24
- The Boyfriend
- The Pilot
- The Hamptons
- The Bizarro Jerry
- The Cheever Letters
- The Outing
- The Library
- The Pen
- The Contest
- The Merv Griffin Show
- The Label Maker
- The Marine Biologist
- The Chicken Roaster
- The Implant
- The Doorman
- The Muffin Tops
- The Dealership
- The Hot Tub
- The Little Jerry
- The Fusilli Jerry
- The Yada Yada
- The Sponge
- The Alternate Side
- The Doll
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's a wizard organizer. This looks like too much money. |
| 0:05.0 | No, I got it from a guy on a street. It was like 50 bucks. |
| 0:08.0 | You think it's hot? |
| 0:10.0 | Could be. |
| 0:11.0 | I'm a boy. |
| 0:12.0 | Helen, Jerry got me a hot wizard computer |
| 0:15.0 | I'm going to do. Happy New Year and welcome to Sign Cast, a retrospective on all 180 episodes at |
| 0:44.8 | Seinefeld being hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives. My name is Vinny. |
| 0:48.8 | My name's Matt? Did you get what I did there? Oh, I got it. Oh, okay. |
| 0:52.7 | So anyway, how you doing? |
| 0:53.8 | Doing well, how are you? |
| 0:55.3 | Uh, I'm okay. |
| 0:57.8 | I don't believe that for a second. |
| 0:58.9 | Ha ha, hey, I got that in my notes for today. |
| 1:01.2 | I'm a little under the weather, I don't feel well but I'm gonna press on and |
| 1:06.2 | have a hap-happy podcast record. You've got two assaults when it comes to |
| 1:11.8 | getting sick, your pharmacist and your |
| 1:13.9 | girlfriend is a teacher. So that's that's no good. Oh man I got bacteria traps |
| 1:18.2 | all over the place here. Also, so she's yelling at me too, she's like, if you get me sick, so help me. |
| 1:25.0 | So that's the first thing. |
| 1:26.0 | But Kramer walked by me the other day and I didn't see him and I let out a big sneeze. |
| 1:32.0 | He walked right in my zone of... I didn't see him and I let out a big sneeze. |
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