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Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast 143 - The Abstinence

Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

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Tv & Film

4.8 ā€¢ 1.8K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 13 July 2017

ā±ļø 90 minutes

šŸ”—ļø Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

"Hey, kids! What's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home!"

Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Abstinence", the ninthĀ episode of season eight, as well as...the CurbĀ S9 premiere date, stealing batteries from Radio Shack, and Monk's Double Chili Bitch Burger.

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Vinnie's Top 20

  1. The Opposite
  2. The Contest
  3. The Outing
  4. The Junior Mint
  5. The Implant
  6. The Opera
  7. The Bizarro Jerry
  8. The Cheever Letters
  9. The Marine Biologist
  10. The Hamptons
  11. The Bubble Boy
  12. The Label Maker
  13. The Hot Tub
  14. The Couch
  15. The Movie
  16. The Airport
  17. The Lip Reader
  18. The Jimmy
  19. The Fusilli Jerry
  20. The Rye

Matt's Top 20

  1. The Boyfriend
  2. The Pilot
  3. The Hamptons
  4. The Bizarro Jerry
  5. The Cheever Letters
  6. The OutingĀ 
  7. The Library
  8. The Pen
  9. The Contest
  10. The Label Maker
  11. The Marine Biologist
  12. The Chicken Roaster
  13. The Implant
  14. The Doorman
  15. The Hot Tub
  16. The Fusilli Jerry
  17. The Sponge
  18. The Alternate Side
  19. The Doll
  20. The Seven

Transcript

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0:00.0

George.

0:06.0

Of course, absolute zero.

0:08.0

Absolute zero.

0:09.0

What is with all these books? I stopped having sex. And the Hello and welcome to Signcast a retrospective on all 180 episodes of Seinfeld being hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives.

0:46.7

My name is Vinny.

0:47.7

My name is Matt?

0:48.7

Curb, season 9.

0:50.6

October 1st.

0:51.6

Wheels in Motion. There's a tagline of sorts for this season, which is he left, he did nothing, he returned,

0:58.0

and Larry is dressed up as, you know, kind of like Julius Caesar, he's got the robe the what's a thing called the

1:05.5

little crown of leaves uh... let's call it crown of leaves okay ground leaves

1:11.6

yeah he looks great and uh, you know, I was thinking, this goes all the way back to like, I think season four, season five, whenever we started watching it in college. I love the new theme each season.

1:23.0

Yeah, there's one, the Statue of Liberty one

1:25.3

when he goes to New York.

1:26.4

There's the many faces of Larry David

1:28.4

where there's various body types

1:30.4

and then his head is on each one.

1:32.4

But this year, very Larry as as Julius Caesar.

1:35.9

I thought there'd be like a knife in his back or I don't know something.

1:39.1

Maybe that's too on the nose.

1:40.5

No.

1:41.6

But I do like the, spend me again.

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