Seincast 139 - The Package
Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast
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4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2017
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
"It's pretty hot under these lights, huh, Seinfeld? Pretty...hot."
Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Package", the fifth episode of season eight, as well as...Jerry snubbing Kesha, babies dressed up as Uncle Leo, and the timeless art of seduction.
Links from our discussion:
- Jerry snubs Kesha
- Uncle Leo Baby costume
- "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
- Jason Alexander (and George Clooney) on the original E/R
- Wayne Knight in "Basic Instinct"
- Season 8 bloopers
- Listener Maarten Bouw's weekly artwork
- Upcoming Seinfeld Trivia Events in NYC
- T 6/13 - Stone Creek Tavern
- T 6/20 - Tonic Times Square
- Th 6/22 - Gotham Bistro
- M 6/26 - Tribeca Tap House
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Vinnie's Top 20
- The Opposite
- The Contest
- The Outing
- The Junior Mint
- The Implant
- The Opera
- The Bizarro Jerry
- The Cheever Letters
- The Marine Biologist
- The Hamptons
- The Bubble Boy
- The Label Maker
- The Hot Tub
- The Couch
- The Movie
- The Airport
- The Lip Reader
- The Jimmy
- The Fusilli Jerry
- The Rye
Matt's Top 20
- The Boyfriend
- The Pilot
- The Hamptons
- The Bizarro Jerry
- The Cheever Letters
- The Outing
- The Library
- The Pen
- The Contest
- The Label Maker
- The Marine Biologist
- The Implant
- The Doorman
- The Hot Tub
- The Fusilli Jerry
- The Sponge
- The Alternate Side
- The Doll
- The Seven
- The Kiss Hello
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Jerry, it's your uncle Leo. Hello, Leo. |
| 0:04.0 | Hello, Leo, you don't have to yell. |
| 0:06.0 | I got your package. |
| 0:09.0 | How did you get my package? |
| 0:10.0 | Leo's got your package? |
| 0:12.0 | What should I do with it? |
| 0:13.0 | I don't know what you should do with it. |
| 0:15.0 | Tell him to open it. |
| 0:16.0 | I'm not going to treat my uncle like a bomb diffusing robot. |
| 0:19.0 | Jerry, |
| 0:21.0 | The cousin Jeffrey is in a Parks Department production of the |
| 0:24.4 | Mercado. I want you to come see it with me. |
| 0:27.6 | Open the package Leo. |
| 0:29.6 | Okay. |
| 0:31.6 | Opening! |
| 0:34.0 | Open. Oh, Hello and welcome to Signcaste a retrospective on all 180 episodes at Seinefeld being hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives my name is Vinny my name's Matt |
| 1:09.5 | Hello. Hello. How you doing? I'm saying hello like that I'm doing well. I'm saying hello like that. I'm doing well. I'm saying |
| 1:14.0 | hello like that because we have an appearance by Uncle Leo in this week's |
| 1:17.7 | episode. It's been a while. You know just right out the gate, I'm going to pump the brakes. I've got some |
| 1:25.1 | construction going on in my building. So apologies if there's any, I don't know, |
| 1:30.2 | banging or packages exploding throughout the episode. |
| 1:34.5 | We're gonna try to cut around it or to stop talking if it gets really loud. |
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