Seincast 085 - The Hamptons
Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast
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4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2016
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"
Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Hamptons", the twenty-first episode of season five, as well as...a breakdown of Larry David's skits as host of SNL, the origin of the term "shrinkage", and if we've ever worn silk underwear before.
Links from our discussion:
- Larry David on SNL (2/6/16)
- Great interview with Lisa Mende (Carol)
- Season 5 bloopers
Guest stars:
- Melanie Smith (Rachel)
- Melora Walters (Jane)
- Lisa Mende (Carol)
- Mark L Taylor (Michael)
- Richard Burgi (Dr. Pfeffer)
- Jesse D. Goins (Cop)
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Vinnie's Top 20
- The Contest
- The Outing
- The Junior Mint
- The Implant
- The Opera
- The Cheever Letters
- The Marine Biologist
- The Hamptons
- The Bubble Boy
- The Movie
- The Airport
- The Lip Reader
- The Parking Spot
- The Pick
- The Watch
- The Boyfriend
- The Pen
- The Deal
- The Chinese Restaurant
- The Mango
Matt's Top 20
- The Boyfriend
- The Pilot
- The Hamptons
- The Cheever Letters
- The Outing
- The Library
- The Pen
- The Contest
- The Marine Biologist
- The Implant
- The Alternate Side
- The Chinese Restaurant
- The Deal
- The Pitch/The Ticket
- The Airport
- The Lip Reader
- The Cigar Store Indian
- The Puffy Shirt
- The Smelly Car
- The Movie
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to feeling good all the time. |
| 0:05.0 | My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. |
| 0:08.0 | Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book? |
| 0:12.0 | A coffee table book about coffee tables. |
| 0:15.0 | I don't have a square to spare. |
| 0:17.0 | I can't spare a square. |
| 0:19.0 | But I don't want to be a pirate. Hello and welcome to Signcast, a retrospective on all 180 episodes in Seinfeld being |
| 0:28.9 | hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives. |
| 0:31.6 | My name is Vinny. My name is Vinnie. |
| 0:33.4 | You ever wear silk underwear? |
| 0:37.2 | No. |
| 0:38.1 | Put that on the top of your list. |
| 0:40.2 | Not for me. |
| 0:41.3 | A little too delightful. Do you remember back in college I would ask you that? |
| 0:45.0 | I do. |
| 0:46.0 | This was, that was one of the Kramer quotes that I love just repeating just randomly to people either |
| 0:51.9 | I knew well or just met. |
| 0:55.0 | There's something about it that just really scratches me where I itch. |
| 0:59.0 | I could see that. |
| 1:00.0 | I got a question for you, my friend. |
| 1:02.0 | What do you get? |
| 1:03.0 | Can a bitch get a donut? |
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