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Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast 085 - The Hamptons

Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast

Tv & Film

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2016

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!" 

Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Hamptons", the twenty-first episode of season five, as well as...a breakdown of Larry David's skits as host of SNL, the origin of the term "shrinkage", and if we've ever worn silk underwear before.

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Vinnie's Top 20

  1. The Contest
  2. The Outing
  3. The Junior Mint
  4. The Implant
  5. The Opera
  6. The Cheever Letters
  7. The Marine Biologist
  8. The Hamptons
  9. The Bubble Boy
  10. The Movie
  11. The Airport
  12. The Lip Reader
  13. The Parking Spot
  14. The Pick 
  15. The Watch 
  16. The Boyfriend 
  17. The Pen 
  18. The Deal 
  19. The Chinese Restaurant 
  20. The Mango 

Matt's Top 20

  1. The Boyfriend
  2. The Pilot
  3. The Hamptons
  4. The Cheever Letters
  5. The Outing 
  6. The Library
  7. The Pen
  8. The Contest
  9. The Marine Biologist
  10. The Implant
  11. The Alternate Side
  12. The Chinese Restaurant
  13. The Deal
  14. The Pitch/The Ticket
  15. The Airport
  16. The Lip Reader
  17. The Cigar Store Indian
  18. The Puffy Shirt
  19. The Smelly Car
  20. The Movie

Transcript

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0:00.0

Here's to feeling good all the time.

0:05.0

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

0:08.0

Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book?

0:12.0

A coffee table book about coffee tables.

0:15.0

I don't have a square to spare.

0:17.0

I can't spare a square.

0:19.0

But I don't want to be a pirate. Hello and welcome to Signcast, a retrospective on all 180 episodes in Seinfeld being

0:28.9

hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives.

0:31.6

My name is Vinny. My name is Vinnie.

0:33.4

You ever wear silk underwear?

0:37.2

No.

0:38.1

Put that on the top of your list.

0:40.2

Not for me.

0:41.3

A little too delightful. Do you remember back in college I would ask you that?

0:45.0

I do.

0:46.0

This was, that was one of the Kramer quotes that I love just repeating just randomly to people either

0:51.9

I knew well or just met.

0:55.0

There's something about it that just really scratches me where I itch.

0:59.0

I could see that.

1:00.0

I got a question for you, my friend.

1:02.0

What do you get?

1:03.0

Can a bitch get a donut?

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