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Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast 066 - The Glasses

Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast

Nbc, Podcast, Hulu, Nyc, Comedy, Seincast, 90s, Tv & Film, Seinfeld, Tv, Sitcom

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2015

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

"May I have one of those, madam?"

Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Glasses", the second episode of season five, as well as...who we'd like to see on Comedians in Cars Season 7, the debut of writing partners Tom Gammill & Max Pross, and whether or not Amy was swapping spit up with cousin Jeffrey.

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Vinnie's Top 20

  1. The Contest
  2. The Outing
  3. The Junior Mint
  4. The Implant
  5. The Opera
  6. The Cheever Letters
  7. The Bubble Boy
  8. The Movie
  9. The Airport
  10. The Parking Spot
  11. The Pick
  12. The Watch
  13. The Boyfriend
  14. The Pen
  15. The Deal
  16. The Chinese Restaurant
  17. The Mango
  18. The Shoes
  19. The Subway
  20. The Fix-Up

Matt's Top 20

  1. The Boyfriend
  2. The Pilot
  3. The Cheever Letters
  4. The Outing
  5. The Library
  6. The Pen
  7. The Contest
  8. The Implant
  9. The Alternate Side
  10. The Chinese Restaurant
  11. The Deal
  12. The Pitch/The Ticket
  13. The Airport
  14. The Smelly Car
  15. The Movie
  16. The Junior Mint
  17. The Parking Garage
  18. The Stake Out
  19. The Subway
  20. The Jacket

Transcript

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0:00.0

Here's to feeling good all the time.

0:05.0

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

0:08.0

Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book?

0:12.0

A coffee table book about coffee tables.

0:15.0

I don't have a square to spare.

0:17.0

I can't spare it square.

0:19.0

But I don't want to be a pirate.

0:22.0

Hello. I want to be a pirate. Hello and welcome to Signcast, a retrospective on all 180 episodes.

0:28.0

Of Signfeld being hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives.

0:34.0

My name is Vinny.

0:35.0

My name's Matt.

0:36.0

Thanks for that.

0:37.0

Yep, no worries.

0:38.0

It's making faces at me as I'm trying to read this intro here.

0:41.0

Just a heads up.

0:42.0

I got, I got like a wood chipper outside my place. I don't know what my

0:45.6

neighbor is doing so there might be some background noise for the first couple of minutes

0:51.0

here. Hopefully it won't last that long.

0:53.3

All right that's a good way to start. Quality programming. Yeah. How are you doing?

0:57.4

I'm doing very very well. Very well. You know getting ready this morning I just was looking through my

1:05.0

Twitter feed my Instagram feed and was noticing that Jerry Seinfeld was

1:10.6

posting a lot of photos from the current season of

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