What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast? Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized and the men's room knows just who it is.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you, we say,

bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Drink time and as usual as usual we had Tuesday drink

Tusk and Steve,

and throw a hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes indeed, and today we toast 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins

of Swiss Vale, Pennsylvania. Now police in Swiss Vale

they got a call about a bank robbery. The suspect, who is Dennis, he'd

escaped with an undisclosed sum of money. Now police received a tip from a nearby gas station that a man

fitting his description was attempting to steal a car. Now understand the

description was that of a man with a dark goatee, wearing a blonde wig, fake breast, and of course clown pants.

Not the ideal disguise if you want to blend in, but to eat their own.

Now evil worse for our boy, Dennis, the red dye pack hidden in the money had already exploded all over him.

Now when he attempted to carjack a woman's car at the gas station, he entered through the passenger door, rookie mistake.

So the woman quickly slipped out of the

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