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Gabby Manage Dragon Time!

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized!

And the Men's Room knows just who it is!

So do you, we say, bottoms up, sailor!

You're the toast of our shots of the day!

The big time it is is your show we had to see Dranktask and Seba Thrill Hill to find out who we're toast to.

Yes indeed, and today we toast 55-year-old Theodore Megavin of Summer and Arkansas.

Now this past Sunday, cops spotted at Suspicious Car Parked Outside of a Commercial Storage Facility.

Now what made the car Suspicious was 1.

It was 12.45 in the morning and 2.

This particular storage facility has been broken into 16 at times this year alone.

It was broken into 36 times last year.

So the assumption, of course, that there's another break in in progress.

But as officers approach the car, they notice that the vehicle is, quote-unquote, rocking back and forth.

Which obviously, it's a telltale sign that there's some sexy time going on.

But when the officers looked inside of the car, their suspicions approved true!

Our honoree, Theodore, he was caught in the act of having sex.

But we're toasting him because he was caught in the act of having sex with a stuffed animal.

That's right.

Sadly, and they've important this out in the article, they do not know what type of animal that was stuffed in being portrayed there.

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