Seg 4: The DumbLympics Finale
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 3 August 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Shot of the Day, Bad Choice Friday, TV Time with Ted and Headlines!
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| 0:00.0 | What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room. |
| 0:02.8 | And did you know I have a podcast? Well, I do. |
| 0:05.4 | The podcast. |
| 0:06.4 | New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app. |
| 0:09.6 | Somebody out there deserves to be recognized |
| 0:18.0 | and the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:22.0 | So do you we say, bottoms up sailor? You're the toast of our shot of the day. |
| 0:32.1 | Drink down and is usual we had to see |
| 0:34.0 | drink jazz, and Stephen Thrill Hill Hill to find out who we're toasted. |
| 0:37.0 | Yes indeed, and today we chose 29-year-old Tim Sanders of somewhere in Ohio. |
| 0:42.0 | Tim made the decision that he was going to rob a local barbecue joint. |
| 0:47.0 | The problem is, Tim most of likes barbecue, he ended up getting sidetracked by the aroma of smoked ribs. |
| 0:52.8 | Just give him mind, this is after hours, but they got the ribs in the smoker. |
| 0:56.1 | But that's when he attempted, you know what? |
| 0:58.1 | I'm a cook myself a meal using the restaurant's grill. |
| 1:01.3 | Now I'm not saying he's a bad cook, but he accidentally set his shirt on fire. |
| 1:06.0 | And then in a panic, he ran out of the building. But when ran out of the building, he ran into the arms of the waiting police who are responding to the fire alarm |
| 1:14.8 | that he triggered after he burst into flames. |
| 1:17.6 | He burst. |
| 1:18.6 | He, yeah, he lit a shirt on fire, freaked out, didn't think to pull it off, ran around, |
| 1:22.3 | but that set off the fire alarm because of the heat he goes running outside on fire |
| 1:26.5 | The cops are like you've got to be kidding me they didn't know there's a robbery |
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