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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Seg 4: The Cost Of A Famous House

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Shot of the Day, Profile This, TV Time with Ted and Headlines!

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0:00.0

What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room. And did you know I have a podcast? Well, I do. The podcast.

0:06.5

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app.

0:17.0

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized, and the men's room knows just who it is. And the men's room knows just who it is.

0:22.0

So do you we say, bottoms up, sailor. You're the toast of our shot of the day.

0:32.4

Drink time and as usual we we head Tuesday drink desk and steam

0:35.3

to throw a hill to find out who we're toast.

0:36.9

Yes indeed, and today, today we head to the Deutschland

0:42.3

because we're toasting Mr. Klaus Schmidt of Berlin, Germany.

0:45.6

Now Klaus, he decided to rob a bank armed with a handgun and is played out like a standard bank robbery.

0:51.8

He walks in, slips the teller a note that's demanding cash.

0:55.9

All the while of course explaining that he's prepared to use his gun, blah, blah, blah.

1:00.1

Well, one of the tellers finally asked him if he needed a bag for all the cash, and

1:04.0

Klaus responded, and I quote, you're damn right, it's a real gun.

1:08.0

Devons, she said, do you need a bag for the cash?

1:12.0

And his response was, you're damn damn right it's a real gun that's when it

1:15.9

occurred to the tellers that klouse was actually deaf and with this new revelation

1:20.4

the teller sounded the alarm which notified the police all the while

1:24.0

Klaus was none the wiser he was in fact arrested when the police showed up

1:28.0

so he's a deaf dude he was hoping no one figure that out and once he realize he can't hear anything. They to set off the alarm.

1:35.6

You know and it's ringing there's just no lights so he doesn't know. cops showed up

1:39.5

arrested him. Now oddly enough in a quick twist Klaus later sued the bank for abusing his disability.

1:47.0

Hmm, mm-hmm.

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