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So do you, we say, bottoms up, sailor. You're the toast of our shot of the day.

The time it is, as usual, we head to Z drink desk and Stephen Thrillhill Hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes indeed and I want to give a quick shout out to listener Trung Lee for sending this one my way.

Today we toast Mr. Corey Harris of Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Now Corey was a defendant in a case involving him driving on a suspended license.

All right? Now he was out on bail but he had a quarter appearance

scheduled. He could not make it in person so the judge did allow him to attend via

Zoom and he did and he showed up right on time so so far so good it's a simple matter but the judge noticed

that Harris was wearing a seatbelt and that the vehicle he was in was clearly

in motion so the judge he was a little bit astonished and then asked Harris

hey man are you actually driving right now now this guy Harris not the brightest bulb

on the chandelier of life he responded quote actually I'm pulling into my doctor's

office just give me one second I'm pulling into my doctor's office, just give me one second.

I'm parking right now. So eventually the judge just sort of his pen on the table, put

one hand on his face and not as hair is, hey man, are you stationary at any part?

Credit to this guy?

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