What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast? Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized and the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you want to be recognized?

And the men's room knows just who it is. So to you, we say,

Bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

The job it is, and as usual, we had to see a drink desk.

Can't Stephen Thothill Hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes, indeed.

And today we chose 74-year-old Constance Gl of Lincoln, Nebraska.

Yes Mike, that is her name.

G-L-A-N-T-Z.

See what she did there?

Anyway, Constance, she had been receiving end of life care

at a hospice, but sadly, if not predictably, she passed away at 944 this morning.

So I know what you're thinking, who was Constance's glance and why am I sharing this story with you?

And that's a very fair question.

Now I could just read you her obituary,

but that would require that she actually be dead.

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