What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast?

Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized and the men's room knows just who it is.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you we say bottoms up sailor. You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Three time it is and as usual we head Tuesday drink desk and

Steve a thrill hill to find out who were toasted.

Yes indeed and today we chose 25 year old Mark Cowart of Nashville, Tennessee.

Cowart, not Coward.

All right.

So, police got a call that a man was watching porn on a school computer at Vanderbilt University

Divinity Library.

Now, while en route, the police got another call that the same man was now actively

masturbating in the same library.

Well, when officers arrived, they found our boy Mark sitting at a

computer watching porn with his sweat pants down and his hand inside of his boxers

during the five knuckles shuffle. Again, it's not like he's sitting in his car in a dark parking lot.

He's doing this at the College University Library.

Now, he did admit to officers that he was masturbating when he really didn't need to do so since they saw him doing it

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