What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast?

Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app.

Okay, if we made it to Dragon Time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you, we say, bottoms up, sailor?

My stakeetah!

You're the toast of our shots of the day.

Tic time and as usual we had to see a drink test and Stephen Thrill Hill to find out who are toasted.

Yes indeed, and today we toast an anonymous elementary school teacher, not for anything she particularly did, but

she was on a forum with other teachers and they were just discussing some of the stranger things,

weirder things, or funnier things that their students have done.

And this went all the way from pre-kindergarten to high school.

She happens to be an elementary school teacher.

And as she relayed, she once had a kid tell her

that her mom had a penis just like dads do.

Obviously the teacher tried to explain well if your mom's female

she doesn't have a penis and I've been to see she reacted with some skepticism but then the kid

firmly blurted out said no really she does I've seen it myself in her

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