What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast? Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized

and the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you, we say,

bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

The time it is, and as usual, we had to see drink desk and see the throw hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes indeed and today we toast Ludwig Van Beethoven of Mesa, Arizona. So obviously we're not talking about the 18th century

composer because A, he is dead and B, he never lived in Mesa Arizona.

Now today's honoree, their name happens to be Ludwig.

But they're also a member of the Cat Fancier's Association,

which is best I can tell.

It's like the American Kennel Club but for lonely people.

Sorry cat lovers.

Anyway at a recent cat show in Mesa for reasons not entirely clear

Ludwig and one of the judges they got in some kind of dispute and

well he smacked the judge in her face in front of all of the people that were

there and naturally Ludwig was asked to leave the event but the judge refuses to press charges but only mainly because Ludwig yeah that was the cat

He was disqualified so you look at this video, I can't even explain what the judge looks like. It looks like a cat lady and she's doing all the things that I guess you do.

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