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Somebody out there deserves to be recognized, and the men's room knows just who it is.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you we say, bottoms up sailor. You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Three time it isn't as usual we had Tuesday drink desk and Stephen Thrill Hill

Hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes indeed and today we toast a would-be carjacker somewhere in Ohio.

Now we don't have a lot of details on the story but what we do know is that they were unsuccessful.

And usually this happens for one of two reasons. Either they pick the quote-unquote wrong person to carjack or as we always

hear they're stumped by a manual transmission and I've always argued that if they

can't drive stick maybe don't try to carjack it's kind of like if you're

scared of heights don't be a pilot or if you're squeamish around blood don't be a surgeon.

It seems like if you can't actually drive a car then maybe don't steal them anyway.

This particular would-be carjacker, he was actually labeled by the Ohio State Police

as the dumbest criminal this week.

This week, because the reason he could not figure out how to drive the cars he was

stumped by the automatic transmission.

What?

The automatic trans- so I guess this guy pop into this woman's car like rips her out of there he's sitting there

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