What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast? Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized and the men's room knows just who it is.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you, we say,

Bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Drink time, it is, and as usual, we had to see drink test game. toast of our shots of the day.

Drink job, it is, and as usual,

we head Disney Drink Task and Steve Thrill Hill

to find out who we're toasted.

Yes, indeed, and today we chose Thomas Jefferson University

of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Now last Thursday at the nursing school there,

they held its graduation ceremony.

But first, let me just say,

there is only one reason, one reason why I don't work at the United Nations as a Mandarin Chinese interpreter,

and that reason is that I do not speak Mandarin Chinese.

So with that in mind, if you work as an announcer at a college graduation, maybe know how to pronounce the names of the students that you're calling to the stage, but keep in mind, we're not talking about names like Agamemnon-Gam-Wubu or Quilliderius Netachio Steiningrad.

We're talking about names like Elizabeth and Thomas.

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