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See the meantime we've made it to the weekend at Dregatime!

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized!

Austin here!

And the Men's Room knows just who it is!

So, to you, we say...

Bottoms up, sailor!

Master Kira!

You're the toast of our shots of the day!

Dregatime is, as usual, a head-to-sea drink, task-and-steve, a thrill of final who we're toast to.

Yes, indeed, and today we toast 19-year-old Valerie Doe of somewhere in Vietnam.

And I love the story, ma'am, because this proves that when you sit your mind to something, maybe you can get it done.

So, Dr. Graduated from high school, Valerie dreamed of spending her days,

lounging on beaches and enjoying the sun and palm trees of sunny Florida.

So, she applied to the University of Miami.

All right.

And she was overjoyed when the University sent her an acceptance letter welcoming her to the school,

and she is now a student there at Miami University of Ohio.

She says, quote,

I realize there are no beaches.

It's just a cornfield in the middle of nowhere.

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