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Somebody out there deserves to be recognized and the men's room knows just who it is.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you we say, bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

The time it is and as usual, we to see during tests and Stephen Thrill Hill Hill to find out who we're toast.

Yes indeed, today we toast an anonymous wedding planner from somewhere in the UK.

Now, her story picks up after the nuptials but before the reception.

So basically she's working with some other people as well. She has a headset on and as she says the

dreaded words quote

We have an issue were spoken through the headset and she was alerted to the issue

So apparently on the bride's big day

Okay, she was feeling a little bloated and a little gassy, but she took what they called detox shakes trying to get rid of it and it worked for her because she

managed to walk down the aisle and felt comfortable. But after the nuptials and before the reception,

the bride to be decided to gamble on a fart.

And as they say, the plan backfired

when she had diarrhea,

ended up ruining her $12,000 dress.

But the bride refused to let the incident ruin her day and she insisted on having a first

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