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Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shots of the day.

Big time it is, and as usual, we had Tuesday drink desk and Steve a thrill hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes, indeed.

And today we toast 32-year-old Hector D. Velasquez, Maldonado of Chesterfield County, Virginia.

And we repeat this story at least once a year, every year, because tis the season.

So with the holidays now in full swing, people are feeling pressure to buy gifts,

and if you're less fortunate,

well, that can be super stressful.

And that's apparently what motivated our honoree

to try to steal $1,400 worth of merchandise from Walmart.

Now, he's not the first and or the only person

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