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Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Three time it is, and it's usually we had to the great task.

Can Stephen Thrill Hill to find out who are toasted?

Yes, indeed, and today we toast 56-year-old Benjamin Santos, Jr. of Sunbury, Pennsylvania.

I put the junior on there because I'm sure his father, Benjamin Santos, Sr., does not want to be him.

Earlier this month, Benjamin, he got real drunk, arrived home around 2.30 in the morning,

but instead of going inside and sleeping it off, he decided to stand in his front yard and open

his pants and start masturbating. Well, the next day, his female neighbor saw him outside and

asked them what exactly had happened. And they say, Benjamin, he had a smirk on his face, and he told her that he'd been, quote,

very drunk.

And he added, quote, my bad.

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