Seg 4: Alive And Clueless
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
Audacy
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 August 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Shot of the Day, Profile This, TV Time with Ted and Headlines!
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room. |
| 0:02.8 | And did you know I have a podcast? Well, I do. |
| 0:05.4 | The podcast. |
| 0:06.4 | New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app. |
| 0:09.6 | Somebody out there deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:15.0 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:20.0 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:22.0 | So do you, we say, |
| 0:26.0 | Bottoms up, sailor. |
| 0:28.0 | Most tequila! |
| 0:29.0 | You're the toast of our shot of the day. |
| 0:32.0 | The time it is, and as usual, we had to see a drink desk and Stephen Thrillhillhill to find out who |
| 0:36.0 | were toasted. Yes indeed and today we chose an anonymous airport and defined country of Japan. |
| 0:42.8 | Now look, a lot of people, myself included, we bitch about the TSA, all the security precautions. |
| 0:48.6 | They go a little overboard. |
| 0:50.0 | 36 flights were cancelled. 201 were delayed at a Japanese airport over the weekend. |
| 0:57.0 | Why? |
| 0:58.0 | A pair of scissors went missing from a store near the gates. Now authorities they were desperately |
| 1:04.6 | trying to find the scissors while passengers were forced to go back through security |
| 1:08.6 | a second time. Eventually they said we can't find them the flights resumed even though they did not |
| 1:14.4 | find the scissors that disappeared from the store. However the next day the |
| 1:18.8 | scissors were found in the same store that they went missing from it's unclear where they were hiding or if they planned to put a string around them or something so it doesn't happen again. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audacy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Audacy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

