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Somebody out there deserves to be recognized and the men's room knows just who it is.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you we say, bottoms up sailor. You're the toast of our shot of the day.

The time it is and as usual we had to see drink test,

and Stephen Thrill Hill to find out who were toasted.

Yes indeed, and today we toast 24-year-old Christopher Danzel

of Lansdale, Pennsylvania. Now, Mike, you and I, we believe there should be a legal

amendment where it's like like, you can get charged with whatever crime you did. But then

if you're really stupid, it's just an additional fine. This is an example of what we're talking about. So Christopher, he stole a car from a library parking lot.

Some guy left his green 2023 Subaru Forester running and Chris took off in it but he didn't just

take it for a joy ride. He drove it to a police station but the reason he went there is

even dumber than you think. You see, apparently he had an earlier

run-in with the cops, so he drove the stolen car to the police station because

he asked the cops to give him his illegal drugs back.

They turned him down obviously.

Now they didn't realize that he was on a stolen car at that point, but just moments later

they piece it together when they then got a report that he just used it as a getaway car for another crime because before he even drove to the police station

He tried to shop list some stuff from nearby target and was seen

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