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Going over the head champ intense meat and potatoes,

but first time for a few emails from the men's room at K-I-S-W.

com.

You've got mail.

Jump right to the birthday's all the bicholos.

Everyone always forget.

So I'd like to ask for myself this year, can I get the captain

and the dirty Germans talking about

some nasty S about turning 44 by the way Travis your girlfriend Elizabeth also

happened to write in and give you a birthday shout out as well.

You didn't, everybody in your life did not forget.

So can we get the captain there?

Yes. Ooh, well, a boy there.

The 44th birthday that's the time to try to yield 44 position in sex.

If you do it right, it looks like a human centerpiece standing up.

I learned this from a one-line prostitute off the coast of the Maldives.

She was into some preggy stuff, but she did practice safe sex and fashions me and cotton him out of discarded chicken skin and a human molar.

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