What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast?

Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app. The debauchery rolls on. You're listening to the men's room with miles and thrill.

99.9 KISW.

Head chef on the way, Ted's meat and potatoes cuts the unhealthy cheese.

What first time for a few emails to the men's room at K-I-S-W.

com? You've got mail.

Jop Bryan to birthday, says, guys, I'm hoping you can wish my amazing husband Justin and I

a happy five-year wedding anniversary.

That from Tasha.

Tasha, we don't do anniversaries. We don't do birthdays of dead people.

We don't do birthdays of your dog.

We don't do birthdays of your cat.

We don't do birthdays when it's not your birthday. We do your

birthday when it's your birthday. So it's on a Saturday. We're not here.

I got his long time listener. I want to wish Daniel my good friend of at least 15 years a

very happy 27 trip around the sun.

Everyone who meets him knows what an awesome guy is.

But that's all I can ask you to say on the radio.

So can I please get a sucking up cupcake, green beans, turtle sex, and Coach Ted hipping him up for what an awesome dad he's going to be.

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