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Almost satisfying food sounds coming up with a head chef and tends me to potatoes,

but first I'm for a few emails from the men's room at kisw.com.

You got me.

Jump right on the birthdays. We only got two today, so I know what did not happen nine months ago.

Guys, I turned 39 today and I'm stuck at home recovering from a bad car accident.

Last year I had COVID for my birthday. Since my last couple of birthdays have been

s-shows. Let's just go with a frenzy of flatulence and some maybe angry bigfoot

with some verbal abuse or inspiration from miles. Thanks guys. That from the Angry German Mechanic.

Oh my god.

Okay. Perfect music following it. You know?

You know, as I get older, I thought I would get a lot smarter.

I thought, as an adult, I wouldn't need to sing the alphabet song when alphabetizing.

But yet, here I am. You're a thousand percent correct. Every time.

I don't care who you are. If you say like what's the 10th letter of the alphabet, right?

Everyone, you hear them on the moon. I didn't do it the other day trying to figure out

what you're building. Someone who's in J. Tell them that my wife has taken her next lap around

the sun and to celebrate. We'd love to hear the cat giving birth sound effect and miles explaining

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