What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast?

Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app. The debauchery rolls on. You're listening to the men's room with miles and thrill.

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All right on a new survey says these are the smartest cities in the United States.

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All right. But first time for a few emails to the men's room at KISW.com.

You've got mail.

All right, jump right to the birthday's all of its olivesos please give my little man Sean some birthday love for his 14th trip around the sun

How about a few farts? Coach Ted giving him some advice about going into his high school freshman year and making the basketball team.

And if there's time, a couple dad jokes for miles.

Thanks guys, you rock that from Elliot. Oh, that is so bad.

I'll never get used to.

All right, Sean, first of all, let's eat something normal for dinner

before these fastball try out your stomach sounds like that

you're gonna be a world of hurts son.

All right second of all I don't know your skill level so I don't know how good you are

maybe you got a good job shot maybe you could pass the ball the main thing is

this going into high school is a different ball game, a lot more kids.

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