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You've got mail. Few from our driving question guys my step mom was let's see here I was 15 and we're on our way to Salt Lake City to pick up my younger brothers from their mom's house

This was roughly a three-hour drive that took us through a

canyon and my step-mom ever the patient driver speeding around an RV on a

blind curve toward the end of the canyon. Always a good idea. Suddenly we hear

a loud bang and the car is spinning flips three times

lands upside down while all I can hear is my own screaming. I opened my eyes and I

kid you not my first thought was damn where did my earbuds go I find them

find my glasses come out totally fine minus couple cuts on my arm and legs from

crawling through glass step on fine too later on I start getting my phone blown up

with calls and text because the news that apparently decided that we both had died

Oh God everyone who knew where I was going called me and my step mom freaking out

Liquor and Horridge,

that from Nathan.

By the way, when we went back to see the remains, I spotted my stepmom's

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