What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast?

Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app. The debauchery rolls on. You're listening to the men's room with miles and thrill.

99.9 KISW. Coming out with the return of Who Sucks Less,

but first time for a few emails to the men's room at K-I-S-W.com

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And not one from our question guys when I was stationed in Georgia in Savannah I got kicked out of a club for setting off fireworks on the dance

floor Georgia has a no fireworks law so we went Setting off fireworks on the dance floor.

Georgia has a no fireworks law, so we went to South Carolina and got some fireworks.

What really was the final straw was setting off a 25 shot Saturn missile on the dance floor.

I'm from Clarence and Marysville.

Yeah, I like that. Well, George has that no, fireworks rule,

like specifically in crowded indoor places.

Yeah, most of the time they don't allow you to fire them off anywhere indoors.

Oh, birthday, gentlemen, I was hoping to ask for a birthday shout-out since no one

to remember to tell you guys, it's my 24th birthday.

All right.

I was hoping some advice from Coach Ted could give me, maybe a fish sandwich and the dirty Germans

telling me what's going to happen to this electrician's apprentice on his 24th birthday?

Thanks guys and rock on that from Josh the Sparky.

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