What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast?

Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app.

The Devotchery rolls on. You're listening to the men's room with Miles and Thrill. 99.9.9. K-I-S-W.

Finns been coming up with 10 bands with self-titled songs.

But first time for a few emails from the men's room at K-I-S-W.com.

You've got nails.

Yes, you've got nails. God bless you a couple of getting in trouble bit

back when I was 10 I found a book of matches and my aunt knuckles house took them

and ran into their bedroom they had a linoleum floor and their bed set up pretty high high enough I could

crawl under it I knew how the matches work and I thought if I put a bunch on top of each other

and light them I'll get a really big flame Under the bed it was really dark so I tore up

the matches, piled him up, let him on fire and man did it light up. My cousin saw what I was

doing he told on me I got drug out from under the bed. My uncle flipped the

bed over, stomped out the fire, one of the worst

ass weapons I got as a kid, was not trying to burn the house down, just looking for a big flame

with matches. That from the Elk Plain Drifter. Guys, this is so tame, but in elementary school we learned about sex.

And the dessert for lunch that day were popsicles.

So my friend and I started making jokes about the phallic shape of the popsicle.

Uh, us two girls wound up in the principal's office.

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