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What's up, it's your boy V. Ted Smith from The Men's Room.

And did you know I have a podcast? Well, I do. The podcast. New episodes uploaded

every Wednesday on The Odyssey Act.

Today's Ole Men's Room today is Kayla Rays-Burtay. Can you please send her some birthday wishes?

She is from Mississippi, but she lives here in Everett, Washington.

Thank you guys from Melody Bells. I don't know. Give her your penises too.

Guys, today is my fiance's Randy's birthday. He's worked hard his entire life to get where he is.

I'm extremely lucky to have him in my life. I love you. Could you please give him some shotgun

gits? Are your penises too small? And the dirty Germans talking about replacing the axleshaft

in my Cadillac? You guys are the best. Thanks so much. That from The Lovely Cindy.

Yeah, I like these euphemisms that you come up with replacing the axleshaft

in your new Cadillac. I'm assuming the Cadillac is your ass and the replacement is have a second man.

So yeah, that's the other funny thing. We also have to replace the new padding brake pads.

Ole Men's name is Jacob and today is my 31st trip around the sun. Can I get some thrill shotgun

gits? But instead of the gun blast, can I get hit with both barrels by windy Williams?

And maybe the dirty Germans talking about fishing for pink salmon?

Thanks it is always rock on guys.

Yeah, I'm pink salmon. It's the only kind of salmon I have ever tried to fish for.

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