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Who sucks less on the way but first time for a few... 9 K-I-S-S-W.

Who sucks less on the way but first time for a few emails from the men's room at K-I-S-W.com.

You've got mail. On the Bachelor Party tip, booze, buds and bitches, guys, I was at a friend's bachelor party and the

groom, we'll call him Derek, got completely S-faced, as he should. But Derek disappeared at this bar no one can find him so I checked the

bathroom and found him he was hiding in a stall and after bringing him some water and

giving him a a pep-talk coach Ted style I convinced him to come back out and

stop being a damn nanny then in short order he walked over to a life-sized cardboard

cut out of Darth Vader and proceeded to make out with it. I'm talking

tongue all over Vader's face. He looked like he was trying to suck the mask off

of him and it wasn't a quick couple of French kisses. I had enough time even in

my inebriated state to find my phone and get a long video.

Even got Hansy into it, was Gropping Vader's Darkside.

Not sure what compelled him to do that.

He did not remember doing any of it the next day even after watching the video

I guess he just needed to get one more piece of action there before getting

married always good times when you're with good friends that from pork

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