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Who sucks less is on the way but first time for a few emails in the men's room at

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You've got mail. And a couple from our question what unsexual thing distracted you during sex.

Guys I was in the throes of passion when I looked up and saw her tiny little rat dog looking to my soul

I almost immediately started laughing and went limp luckily she started laughing to and it did not get completely ruined

The time at least that from Emmett the big rig mechanic

guys years ago I was with my ex boyfriend in our apartment and I was I was doing the

work as things were in motion my note and I was doing the work.

As things were in motion, my nose decided to run

because I was on top, and before I realized I could do anything to stop it,

a booger fell from my nostril and landed in my partner's nostril.

So it goes in one and then goes out the other, goes in the other.

I was mortified and could not stop to see if he was disgusted but he was

getting close to the end so he told me just keep going. I cannot understand how

one in a million that would happen. Good read and so he's next for a reason so I don't feel that bad happy

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